Blood Stains Are Red Dark Humor Gift Candle Size:9oz Some days need a cigarette

Some days need a cigarette

offering effortless style with a touch of personality

as warm and radiant as a Christmas tree fully decked out in twinkling lights

and a clenched jaw

you’ll want to make plans just to show it off

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